The Shadow Reader

The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.

}Joseph}: Yo Wanna, Watch The Shadow Reader?
{me}: Fuck yes!-

by [e-mail] August 17, 2019

Friday Shadow

The beard stubble guys with weak facial hair grow when they only shave on the weekends. Like 5 o'clock shadow, except it takes all week to grow.

Guy 1: Dude, you got 5 o'clock shadow.
Guy 2: I know, I haven't shaved since Sunday.
Guy 1: Dude, it's Friday. That's Friday shadow.

by johndrock January 22, 2010

Bum shadow

The area beneath the bottom cheeks left white by a tanning machine due to the posture adopted by the sitter.

Look at that micro-bikini over there!" "Yes. Its so small you can see the bum shadow.

by aureliozen June 27, 2010

The Shadow Government

Sponsor for some of the greatest songs of all time. E.g. Gout by Joeyy

This song is sponsored by... THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

by sirsquidy April 14, 2023

Phone Shadow

A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.

No matter where I go in the house I can't hear my movie, I've got a bad phone shadow over here.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

Shadow Gamer

One who is enthusiastic about video games and knows a lot about video games through the watching of others play, but does not actually play themselves.

"I love Zelda, it's my absolute favorite! …. Well, actually, I don't play, I'm more of a shadow gamer-- I always watch my older brother play it. The Zora are my favorite, but the Goron are pretty cool too...."

by Feather Child December 28, 2011

Shadow Paul

The evil version of a guy named Paul.

I will defeat you, Shadow Paul.

by aianmoo16 January 20, 2020