punch in the seat

1. to hit someone in the family jewels (a.k.a. the seat, the junk, the baby maker, the twig and berries)
2. to hit someone in the balls as a form of punishment or torture.
1. When Jim wasn't looking I decided to give him a punch in the seat and he doubled over in pain.

2. The stupid sonofabitch wouldn't tell me where he hid the cash so I had Vinnie and Nunzio hold him down and I had to give him a punch in the seat a few times before he talked.
by Courvoisier T. Kilgo January 31, 2008
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dirty seats

1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.

2: A pair of tits
1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.
by Pimp-Master J May 12, 2006
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preacher seat

when your gettin a bj while taking a shit
by buzzR February 18, 2008
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seat fuzz

A female with that doesn't wear pantie's while driving in a car there fore leaving fuzz on vagina
ewwwww dat bitch got seat fuzz on her pussy
by cody_757 October 09, 2011
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seat chilli

When you have explosive diarrhea and it gets ALL over the seat.
"I just left some seat chilli in the bathroom!"

"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"

"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"
by handledisbish May 31, 2019
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Seat Sandwich

Describes when you're on some form of public transportation (bus, train, etc) and you're uncomfortable from the people on your right and left. Used particularly to describe frustration when the people on the right or left can make some more room for you but don't.
A: You look beat!

B: Yeah, I was stuck in a seat sandwich for the full 2 hour train ride here. The idiot on my left had room but he wouldn't budge. I hate public transit!
by GeneRickyShaw2 April 27, 2016
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seat hopping

At sporting events, when people take unused seats they didn't pay for.
"Let's buy tickets for the nosebleeds and go seat hopping later."
by Eventful Grain June 10, 2017
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