Life scissors

Theoretical Scissors used to remove a person or memory from your life.

April used the life scissors on Eric after he punched her dog.

by April Robertson December 27, 2016

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scissor dipper

A heterosexual male with an affinity for being attracted to lesbians.

Mel: Oh don't worry about Jason, he only likes lesbians.
Henry: He's a scissor dipper, I get it.

by theelesbianprincess March 2, 2014

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As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.

He be havin Athletic Scissors.

by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020

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Scissor Twizzler

A sex game played by two women in which the ends of 3-4 twizzlers are placed in the entrance of each woman's vagina. The two participants must scissor for five minutes, while simultaneously trying to suck in as many twizzlers as possible. The participant that has the least amount of twizzlers inside them at the end of the five minutes must eat the twizzlers.

Ya'll heard what happened to my buddy Erica in the softball dugout last night? Bitch lost a game of Scissor Twizzler, shoulda known better than to challenge that chick Audrey's Gorilla Grip!

by IYKYKDefinitions June 5, 2023

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