lol sandwich

using "laugh out loud" or lol at the beginning and end of a conversation

lol omg I can't believe she wore that to school lol

omg I just lol sandwiched, silly me.

by jlnm5228 August 5, 2008

Cold Carl Sandwich

A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)

"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"

by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

mum and dad sandwich

When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling

I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Jill sandwich

A Jill sandwich is a zombie delicacy, prepared by crushing S.T.A.R.S. member Jill Valentine (of Resident Evil fame) in a room with a slowly-descending ceiling. When Jill is reduced to a nice, squishy pulp, zombies spread the resulting pulp between two slices of bread and enjoy a nice snack. Alternatively, if zombies are out of bread, they can proceed to lick the Jill pulp off the floor.

"Brains... Jill sandwich... brains..."

by Mr. Constantine December 23, 2007

skin sandwich

A skin sandwich is created when a woman with abnormally large labia has sexual intercourse with a man or otherewise places a mans junk in between her lips.

Last night was awesome! That bitch made a skin sandwich outta my dick!

by HY-me November 28, 2010

Idiot Sandwich

somebody who is an idiot, smushed between two pieces of bread

"What are you?"
"An idiot sandwich."

by basiccupcake August 13, 2019

Billy Club Sandwich

A Hardcore band from the greater New York Metropolitan area who sing in both Spanish and English. They started playing shows in 1996 and are hard as fuck. Songs of note "Slow With Your Hands" "Narco Cabron" and "Chin Music".

"A Billy Club Sandwich is like a knuckle sandwich only it hurts more."
"Billy Club Sandwich...On Your Feet!"

by Martin Gonzo July 10, 2007