Sam

he’s just a fucking bitch and is gay

person 1: his name is sam
person 2: ugh he sounds annoying

by samisanannoyingperson October 22, 2019

Sam

Sam is a kind, caring person who may lack in self confidence but has no negative affect on others. He is open to making friends and has been said to be quite funny. Sam is often considered smart but will never admit it as he does not like people to focus on him but more on them selves.

Sam

by Lllloooooollll November 2, 2019

Sam

Sam is one amazing guy/gal. They are both kind and funny and will gladly try and make you laugh no matter how sad you are. Their heart is very wholesome yet tender and fragile due to some messy breakups. Although Sam is generally very outgoing and happy to talk to whoever would like to hear, they're also very content alone and doing things by themself. They're a naturally introverted person despite their loud nature when they're around their friends. Alongside this, Sam has a very high guard when it comes to relationships but over time they let their guard down and spill their life story onto their girlfriend/boyfriend. This sometimes leads the boyfriend/girlfriend to feel overwhelmed and leave but a precious few stay alongside Sam and show them mutual support. Sam will give you unconditional love and ignore lots of red flags in a relationship despite identifying them quickly. They're a huge romantic and love to plan cute dates for the two of you to go on. Sam's marriage proposal will be so extravagant, it will be the proposal every teenage girl/guy dreams of. Sam is a massive fan of their hobby whether it's sports or it's knitting - they will always support and get excited by the thing they love.

I wish I could date a Sam.

by Shadowtaker December 19, 2020

Sam

Sam is a fat sheep who has a very cool hairstyle that looks like wool of a sheep. In recent years he has also turned into a simp.

"Yooo look at that sheep."
"That's Sam!"

by mmmmmmglizzygladiator470 October 26, 2020

Sam

A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."

I wish i could swing a bat like sam

by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020

Sam

if you dating a guy or know a guy named sam get out of there as quick as you can girl if is toxic in whatever relationship. they will stab you in the back, be disloyal, dishonest and most of all break your heart.

Girl 1: so who have you been talking to

Girl 2: oh umm his names sam

Girl 1: babe you gotta get outta that real quick

‘a month later’
Girl 2: He cheated on me 💔😩

by dodobird November 7, 2020

Sam

This person can drive you up the wall, she is obnoxious and clingy. she can be intense and assume you want to hang out all the time. She is short with blonde hair and blue eyes. She stirs up drama then doesn't want to be in it. she loves to take charge but always fails. she tries at sports and ends up injured because she just isn't good at it.

Team Player: Where's sam?? She isn't in her spot.

Other Team Player: Shes laying down in the middle of the feild.

by anonomous3456790 February 25, 2021