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1000 Kernel Salute

When a salted, buttered, and cooked piece of corn on the cob is shoved into a woman's vaginal canal. Use on Southern Hick women for best results.
Guy 1: Dude, did you and Cathy hook up last night?
Guy 2: Yea man, I gave her a 1000 Kernel Salute.
Guy 1: Niiiiiiice man.
by Chickenchaser May 26, 2010
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1-man salute

a hard on or erection of the male organ.
she so fine i was having a 1-man salute.
by slaveowner April 29, 2008
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One finger salute

international understanding of 'fuck you'

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Need i say more ?
1.Giving your lecturer a one finger salute is a great way to get expelled from college.

2.Giving your dad a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown out of the house.

3.Giving your girlfriend a one finger salute is a great way to get dumped and have hot coffee poured all over your crotch.

4.Giving the president a one finger salute is a great way to get your ass thrown in jail.
by zingeraddict October 14, 2011
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Double Bird Salute

Common:
The act of giving somone "the finger" by extending your middle and ring finger of either/both hands in rage. Gives the appearance that you have two middle fingers on the same hand.

Alternate:
Extending the middle finger on each hand as to give someone the finger with both hands.

Often called Flipping the Nixon (telated to Nixon flipping the peace sign overseas which is the same as flipping someone off, also because the formation almost appears to look like your flipping a peace sign).
Damn, she nearly ran me off the road. I gave that bitch the double bird salute.
by Shad Biars March 28, 2006
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ten gun salute

(n) The act of getting an erection in the presence of a beautiful woman.
Paris Hilton walked into the room and I gave her a Ten Gun Salute.
by -Trench- January 24, 2006
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Reverse nazi salute

Contrary to the regular Nazi Salute with the right hand flat, and pointed upwards at angle of 46.5349 degrees, the reverse nazi salute is very simple. To do it, you flip the bird at anyone who gives the regular nazi salute.
Be proud to hate nazis. Do a reverse nazi salute.
by Bubba #3 March 27, 2007
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open road salute

A gesture used by motorcyclists to pay homage to one another at rallies, shows, and events focusing on motorcycles; performed by extending both hands outward in front of the body, with hands clenched as if holding motocycle handlerbars, typically accompanied by a nodding of the head, as if to communicate acknowledgement. Can be referred to as ORS.
"When those guys saw I had on my 'Ride Free' t-shirt, they all gave me the ORS. Man, I was stoked."
by Morty Barnes July 14, 2005
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