by TheReal1 December 8, 2013
Get the Safety Water mug.When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.
If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.
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The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.
by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014
Get the Safety Wipe mug.by MisterFisterAndHisTwelveBrickz January 23, 2018
Get the safety nuke mug.1. The act of flushing the toilet after taking a large dump or dropping multiple logs, but before wiping or finishing multiple logs, in an attempt to break up the volume the toilet has to handle. In effect, to safely flush a large dump without clogging the toilet.
2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush
2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush
by Manroot October 19, 2019
Get the Safety Flush mug.A term used to describe a painful rash on a sagging part of the body, be it flab or sagging skin on an older person.
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