Safety Water

Bottled water used to put out a safety torch caused fire.

Tim Tim burned his house down with the safety torches and now he needs safety water to put it out.

by TheReal1 December 8, 2013

safety-shart

When one is 90% sure they are going to fart but there is an outside chance they may shart, so just to be safe they seek out the nearest toilet.

If you'll excuse a moment, I have to go make a safety-shart. I don't want a repeat of what happened last week when I shat my britches.

by m.c. phatback July 8, 2014

Safety Wipe

The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.

"I just sharted and need to take a safety wipe right away."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

safety nuke

A Nuke with a rubber tip on top. (For safety purposes.)

“Hey Ricardo lets add safety nukes to our country” said Daniel

by MisterFisterAndHisTwelveBrickz January 23, 2018

Safety Flush

1. The act of flushing the toilet after taking a large dump or dropping multiple logs, but before wiping or finishing multiple logs, in an attempt to break up the volume the toilet has to handle. In effect, to safely flush a large dump without clogging the toilet.

2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush

"Bob, I need to use the bathroom after you, make sure you use a safety flush!"

by Manroot October 19, 2019

Sagelations

A term used to describe a painful rash on a sagging part of the body, be it flab or sagging skin on an older person.

“I need help scratching these raging Sagelations on my back!”

by Ze Auggie November 29, 2020

Safety Doggo

he will protecc you if you find this good boi

safety doggo:bork

by hahaphunnyjokes December 8, 2020