russian teabag

To drop your testicles in ones mouth, and have them hummed or sang on. Teabag, Motorbloat, Head, Oral sex, Brains

Suzy gave John a nice Russian Teabag. She hummed amazing grace on his balls!

by Kozbot October 26, 2006

Fetid Russian Cum Sock

Also known as the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Can you believe that Fetid Russian Cum Sock said he would commit felonies again to win the presidency?

by Trumpo the Clown June 20, 2019

russian goggles

squatting over a girls head and placing each testacle in her eye sockets with an erection. Hense looking like "Russian Night Vision Goggles."

I gave heather the russian goggles last night.

by Dean and Bear December 9, 2003

Russian Spy

noun- one who jacks off inconspicuously on the top bunk while peering down over the edge of the bed, while two people have sex on the bottom bunk. The people on the bottom bunk usually think that the guy on the top bunk is asleep.

I know you two hooked up because i was russian spy last night

by Mac Daddy Ray October 30, 2010

russian candy

candy that makes you happy as soon as you eat it. It's not drugs, it's just children's candy, but it makes one wonder....

Guy: I'm sad.... ima go eat some russian candy :) that'll make me happy!

by russiancandyman May 6, 2009

Russian

Modifier added to a verb to explain the extreme level of insanity required to engage in the activity or the level of physical danger currently being ignored... Or both.

Russian Roulette, Russian space program, Russian prostitute, etc.

by shmuckatelli April 17, 2018

Russian Car Wash

When a guy is doing a girl in the ass, he cums in her and then the girl farts the cum right back onto his face.

Jim finally got back with his ex but she gave him Russian Car Wash as pay back

by Heavy T January 15, 2006