Chicago Wind Runner

when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.

"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"

"man thats insane!"

by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022

Homestar Runner

the most clever guy around. long legs, a spinning beanie, and a starred shirt. he doesn't have arms and talks with a lisp.

homestar talk: "Hey! My name is Howmstaw Wunner! What's yow name?"

by jr. webster February 26, 2003

Homestar Runner

An armless stick-figure-lookin' guy who talks in a way that is actually understandable.

"Everyone loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete." or "Homestar Runner is a stupid crap-for-brains webmaster."

by Sunbun April 15, 2003

the runner-up e-mail

The e-mail you send to ex-lovers after you get engaged or married. It is similar to a form letter rejection for a job or college admission.

"Dear John, I know things did not go so well between us, but you should know it was you and not me. By the way, I'm engaged to someone else. He is a wonderful man named...."

by Stephanie Holmes May 13, 2005

dust runner

anything that looks dusty, old and depleted... like a car or a pair of shoes.

1)That mothafucker had the nerve to come out to the club rockin them dust runners on his feet.

2)I hate ridin in that chump dealers dust runner.

by Frank, kevin, and chris July 4, 2006

plate runner

A Newtown, CT, local police officer, who comes to this town from some other town and think they own the place. Nobody liked them in high school, they didn't go to college, and they don't like to see anyone being more successful then themselves. The most action they see is hassling teen agers for hanging out, and there only job duty is to drive around tailgating people and running there plates in there stupid computers, then for whatever reason they want, they will pull you over and because there jealous and nobody likes them they will hassle you, saying your eyes look blood shot, they will say they smell smoke/alcohol because they want to search your car and bust your ass so you get kicked out of college, because they where to lazy/dumb to get a real degree, they don't want you to have one either, then maybe they will get promoted so they get bumped up on the bacon scale to oink oink.

Could this plate runner tailgate me any closer? I'm going to slam my breaks on him so he can see if my break lights.

by stevos skater balls January 18, 2007

Street Runner

Any person or persons who terrorize streets where skateboarding is not allowed, by running around, and jumping on and off various objects for their own personal entertainment. Street Runners are most common in Paris, France, where skateboarding is illegal in public squares.

Those street runners broke the statue again.

If I were a street runner, I would get a ton of chicks.

by G Pepe November 13, 2005