A fatass fucking cunt you wanna punch in the fucking face when ever you see him. He's not only annoying, but he's also gay.
"Ruben."
by Wrappedplastic June 1, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. by By jose mendoza May 11, 2018
Get the Rubenmug. by Ruben eg lova det ekje anton January 13, 2019
Get the Ruben Brandal Indreflømug. " Rubén " is basically like a normal " Ruben " with only 1 difference the " é ". The " é " do the extra in between of the normal Ruben the Bad ass RUBÉN .
Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!
-Mostly latin person.
Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!
-Mostly latin person.
Ruben: "yo bro come chilln?"
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "
by MR.UNKNOW January 2, 2017
Get the Rubenmug. He is the sexiest guy ever and he will treat you like you are the most special girl in the whole world also make you feel so loved too . When you tell him that you love him he will say (yeah i know) but in the end you will find out that that ain't really him. He is the type of guy that will turn you on in a second you could talk to him for hours and it will only seem like 5 second , or you could even hangout with him for 2 hours and it will feel like 2 second. When he gets mad it breaks your heart but give him time because give it 20 minute's and he will be okay saying sorry . He will make everyday of your life seem like that it couldn't get any better. If you have a Ruben keep him and never let him go .
by anonymous September 22, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. by Pellitovitch February 7, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. Rubens is a very beautiful and charming person. His voluminous and wild hair will get to your heart and make you want to sleep by his side every night. Just so you can rub your fingers in random shapes of his hair for the rest of your life.
Rubens is a deep and amazing cave full of wonders and complexities that will make your eyes mesmerize. He is filled with the most intense feelings and to touch him is to feel peacefully while being electrocuted in warm gentle kisses.
He will be your forever partner and you can always trust his heart.
A life with him is an adventure. You should keep him close, because if far away, satisfaction won’t even be a possibility. Yes, you need him. To love, please and be pleased.
He won’t hurt you, even though everyone is so much in love with him. He is aware of his effect on people and is also aware to take care of your feelings and not make you uncomfortable. Or feeling less important.
He sees sharing his weaknesses with you as an act of bravery. And you should accept him, involve him and invest on him. He is very smily, but he trusts you to his inner emotions. Don’t let him down.
He is interesting, mysterious and very caring. Keep him close to your heart.
Rubens is a deep and amazing cave full of wonders and complexities that will make your eyes mesmerize. He is filled with the most intense feelings and to touch him is to feel peacefully while being electrocuted in warm gentle kisses.
He will be your forever partner and you can always trust his heart.
A life with him is an adventure. You should keep him close, because if far away, satisfaction won’t even be a possibility. Yes, you need him. To love, please and be pleased.
He won’t hurt you, even though everyone is so much in love with him. He is aware of his effect on people and is also aware to take care of your feelings and not make you uncomfortable. Or feeling less important.
He sees sharing his weaknesses with you as an act of bravery. And you should accept him, involve him and invest on him. He is very smily, but he trusts you to his inner emotions. Don’t let him down.
He is interesting, mysterious and very caring. Keep him close to your heart.
by a saya November 22, 2021
Get the Rubensmug.