Rubber Utter:
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.
Take a nut filled condom; poke hole in, cut off, or tear small hole in in the end. You or your partner then proceeds to milk it by squirting nut on breasts and or face like one is decorating a cake.
She wanted some man-sauce on her tits after I had already left my nut in the condom. So I took it and gave her the rubber utter.
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1. Condom (ribbed) bought form either Waitrose, for a pre planed attack, or from the local pub vending machine
2. bottle of peach flavoured spermicidal lube
3. mans fist, preferably attached to body
directions:
After a good night out with your partner and you are up for some loving, get them to bend over. Roll the condom over your fist and smear the lube over anus and fist then proceed with a steam train motion untill the desired affect is reached
Alternative items;
1. shopping bag, not brown paper ones
2. crisp packet
3. olive oil
4. foot
5. elbow
1. Condom (ribbed) bought form either Waitrose, for a pre planed attack, or from the local pub vending machine
2. bottle of peach flavoured spermicidal lube
3. mans fist, preferably attached to body
directions:
After a good night out with your partner and you are up for some loving, get them to bend over. Roll the condom over your fist and smear the lube over anus and fist then proceed with a steam train motion untill the desired affect is reached
Alternative items;
1. shopping bag, not brown paper ones
2. crisp packet
3. olive oil
4. foot
5. elbow
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