Rhode Island

The smallest state where the climate will range from 0-100 between January and July. A place that shut down for almost 10 weeks now from the pandemic. And still have no sports and masks required everywhere. To sum it up, IT SUCKS.

Kid 1: “I heard you lived in Rhode Island

Kid 2: Yeah, it sucks I’m moving to Florida

by What the boo boo boo ra ra ra June 2, 2020

Car Rodeo

To literally sit down on top of the car and see how long it will take for you to fall. Much like a rodeo when you ride on a stupid bull, but not as boring. Ride the car thats doing random turns at 20MPH for 8 seconds and you got a winner. Tournaments would be a great way to pass your day. Originated in Southern California

Zane- Dude theres literally nothing to do today......
Tanner- Well since you just got your liscense we could go put on a Car Rodeo tourney?

by McKeystoneDangles July 30, 2010

rhode island

The world's yardstick. A Unit by which to measure other land masses.

French guy acting homie: Yo, geographically challenged yankee guy, do you know how big France is?

geographically challenged yankee guy: Nah maaaan, we didn't do no geo-graffy is high-school man!

French guy acting homie: It's about 500 Rhode Islands.

by Patrickdub January 10, 2009

texas rodeo

Doing your lady doggy-style and just before you finish, you yell out her sister's name or your ex's name and see how long you can hold on for. 7 seconds is a good ride.

Her carpet will never recover from the last time we played Texas Rodeo, although my mechanical bull riding skills have improved dramatically.

by Biggity April 17, 2006

rodeo drive screwjob

When a girl makes you take her shopping and fucks you with the bill.

"That girl I'm seeing gave me the rodeo screwjob yesterday."

"Did you hear?", "No, what?", "Monica gave her sugar-daddy a rodeo drive screwjob for a new watch!", "NO WAY!"

by brand G August 31, 2011

Rodeo

While you are fucking a girl in the ass you grab her hand and tell her you have AIDS then she will squirm like a bull in the rodeo and you must keep it in as long as you can

I was fucking a girl in the ass and did a rodeo she went insane

by Georgegunkafoo September 7, 2008

rhodes

usually is one of the best people u will ever know has the biggest IQ out of anyone he knows and also is against playing fortnite, also has a very big penis

friend: hey Rhodes wanna play fortnite
Rhodes: no fortnite is trash

by cool dude 1010112346 July 10, 2019