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social retard

One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.
My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15.

My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.

Social Retards!
by Pitco January 26, 2010
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Retard

Someone who keeps rejecting my definitions.
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU RETARD
by MericaThuDank February 5, 2019
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retard tamer

A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.
Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.
by Jason Pens January 2, 2007
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retail drag

The force exterted on a human body by retail outlets. Typically experienced when out walking with your partner and they trail 10 metres behind you looking in shoe/clothing/accessory/tool/electrical shops. The force is sex-specific, females being almost exclusively affected by the first three, males by the latter two. Retail drag is similar to other drag forces in that the drag force increases the faster you try to move the affected body.
- "We are going to have to walk faster or we'll miss our train"
- "Yeah, the girls have got bad retail drag"
by shasta9 March 25, 2008
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Retard

A retard is a person who does a Scientology course and thinks that it contained valuable information.
Mike thought that that COS management course was really clever - what a retard!
by Bobb The Snob August 5, 2012
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burger king retard

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.
by Jonny Ray January 10, 2007
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Retance

To dance like a complete retard, usually involves extreme lack of co-ordination, arm flailing and jumping about.
OMG look its laurens retancing AGAIN, she looks like a complete retard, oh no she's goin to retance AGAIN....i dont know whats worse,her outfit or her retancing!
by Chuck Von Duck April 28, 2006
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