Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 08, 2022

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

by spidertard July 03, 2023

Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.

by spidertard July 03, 2023

Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 24, 2023

reeds rained

to be absolutely, rediculously, smashed out of your face drunk.

this comes from the fact that you can say absolutley anything and you know it means to be very drunk.
Reeds Rains just happened to be the nearest building when this was thought up.

"omg i was so reeds rained last night, i chundered all over wetherspoons"

by katie wood February 06, 2008

Reeds School Boy's

A place where only the most psychotic of posh cunts are sent. Also know for its large nonce and stalker population. They are commonly known to the rest of the country as 'slimy'.

Girl 1: Do you know any slimy boy's.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, all the Reeds School Boy's.

by Bill Wedford April 17, 2022

Reed City

A small town not known for its yogurt but more of it's proximity to Ferris State University.

I'm in Reed City on my way up North

by McSnicker September 13, 2021