Reed

One who constantly complaints about anything going on.

Stop bitchin about it, why you gotta be such a reed.

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.

“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

fulton reed

The literal cutest dude ever

From the Mighty Ducks trilogy

Protect this big teddy bear

“Yo have you seen Mighty Ducks?!”

“Yes bro!!”

“Who’s your favorite character?”

“Fulton Reed, the all star, best character, cutest guy, sweetest person ever, best slap shot, best player, enforcer, best movie character ever guy!”

by stwoo May 17, 2021

Reed

Constantly complaining about literally everything.

I know its monday, but why dobyou always have to be such a reed

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

Reed

total bottom

Guy: Look its Reed!
Girl: Hah total bottom!

by hahanothankschief November 28, 2019

Reed

That guy in criminal minds that I didn't see in new episodes

I liked the character Reed in the show

by Yeyeyeydychd May 19, 2021