retarded cunt

To defined a stupid woman in a derrogatory manner.

Melanie is crossed eye, and a retarded cunt.

by RonnieYVR November 14, 2007

recard

Noun: A holiday card sent from a corporation, sample order card or card sent from another person resigned by the original recipient and sent to another person. Very cheap but earth friendly!
Verb: To resend a previously recieved card additionally signed by the original recipient.

This years recards were sample cards from a holiday card and gift wrap catalog!

by Atakith January 7, 2008

retard in aluminum foil

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.

I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!

by sweetnsassi February 20, 2010

Retard Rocket

Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.

Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.

by John Molstad April 17, 2005

Retarded Animal Babies

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.

Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules

by Who cares? October 10, 2005

reardon

The sexiest last name ever...Period.
The way rear and don flows I beautiful.
Also Reardon's have huge penises!.

Person #1: Jesus Christ that Reardon guy has a huge cock...I thought it was his thigh.

Person #2: Damn he is a fine guy.

by Triplenglish February 23, 2017

Electric Retard

Electricretard.com is by far (if ot the only) most decsent webcomic on all the internet.
it was created by the mighty Eric, and prides itself on creating all purpose entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

Small child: mummy mummy, can I go on this site its called Electric Retard.

Mother: I see no reason why. Electricretard.com prides itself on creating entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

small child: YAY!

by ZE JUDEN October 20, 2008