rectal tremor

The movement of the anus following extended anal sex. It continues to jitter as if it were still being pounded

I suffer from rectal tremors, I have severe ass spasms several times a day

by Dr. Rexam November 13, 2013

rectal dickgina

The effect caused by fucking a female in the ass very hard and vigorously at an extreme angle. Thus causing the penis to perforate the rectum, tear through the vaginal wall, and protrude out the vagina.

Last night I fucked Megan so hard in her ass that I gave her a rectal dickgina!

by H. SAW A. KNOW June 2, 2014

rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass

that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.

by jefbenet November 6, 2003

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

by queenducttape July 24, 2008

rectal umbilical cord

when a poo is so long it is resting in the toilette bowl while still attached to the body

Man, I had to cut the rectal umbilical cord today after greasing the bowl.

by Lana Deebs July 19, 2011

Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.

"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"

by Dockalicious May 19, 2009