by Schweaty Minge July 03, 2003
A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.
Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
by Dick Shanary February 27, 2009
by CUT THE CHEESE December 14, 2004
That really painful chaffing that you get often after a day at the beach, when sand gets caught between your thigh and your boardshorts
Beachgoer 1: Mate I have fuken boardshort rash again!
Beachgoer 2: Dude, you gotta stop waring boardshorts!
Beachgoer 2: Dude, you gotta stop waring boardshorts!
by Bulbo November 20, 2007
Nothing to do with chinese food but whne u have nothing else to say and your in a croud of people and want to make yourself look "funny" yell it out at the top of your lungs.
by Hayze March 26, 2003
A vaginal disease (STI) can usually always be placed in the catagory of "Batty Rash" Batty meaning vagina, and the rash meaning crabs / impatigo / herpes etc.
can also be used in facial rashes too like colesaws, being lead to believe oral sex has being performed on a Rashed Batty spreading to the face.
can also be used in facial rashes too like colesaws, being lead to believe oral sex has being performed on a Rashed Batty spreading to the face.
Dan: "Liam whats that on your arm?"
Liam: "Oh i have excema on it mate."
Dan: "Looks like youve been fisting a lass with Batty Rash"
Liam: "cheers pal"
Liam: "Oh i have excema on it mate."
Dan: "Looks like youve been fisting a lass with Batty Rash"
Liam: "cheers pal"
by meaty-crease April 20, 2011
the state of having a severe rash located between the legs, commonly very close to the crotch. It often results in the victim being incapable of walking normally for anywhere between 1-3 days. Named for its prevalence in activities which require excessive walking as well as sweating.
by XYXTXAXKXNXAXS June 25, 2008