Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl 

The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.

1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!

Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl by Kenneth Brown July 16, 2006

shopping at Ralph's 

to vomit or regurgitate, referencing the Southern California grocery chain.

"I really overdid it at that bachelor party yesterday. I spent most of the night shopping at Ralph's."

shopping at Ralph's by F. Dude July 6, 2009

rusty ralph 

when you fuck a girl in the ass and don't wipe off the fecal matter. The next morning she gives you a blowjob.

Guy 1: that chick last night gave me a rusty ralph today.

Guy 2: No way man

Guy 3: pretty fucked up, i know

rusty ralph by Danney J December 13, 2006

cry Ralph

To vomit, in Australian idiom.

Derived from the half-strangled gurgling sound which often precedes a sudden, violent vomit.

Davo's gunna be hungover tomorrow. I just heard him cry Ralph.

cry Ralph by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

nasty ralph 

Nasty Ralph;

It's when after you have anal sex with one woman and without showering take a different woman out on a date and have her suck your dirty dick that's a Nasty Ralph.

I had anal sex with Jennifer yesterday afternoon, then took out Laura and pulled a "Nasty Ralph"

nasty ralph by SUGRMAN August 23, 2019

Doubters Ralph 

An expression used by someone who has heard someone say something that is not believable. Often uttered under one’s breath in disdain.

Person 1: I climbed Mount Everest yesterday
Person 2: Doubters Ralph (muttered under his breath)

Doubters Ralph by Cleopatra75 May 13, 2023

visit Uncle Ralph 

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery [meat] from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

visit Uncle Ralph by postmachoguy January 20, 2009