Ruben

Being a monkey or looking like one

You look like a Ruben

by Jamilasz December 20, 2021

Ruben

has an unbelievably large penis.

Wow Ruben your penis is big

by Rdctv November 22, 2021

Ruben Simp

Someone who delusionally thinks Ruben Sim is goated despite the fact Ruben mocked grooming victims, made terrorist threats, is a member of KiwiFarms, drew BDSM pornography of a minor's Roblox avatar, sending his fans after random people he holds (usually petty) grudges against, defended known predators (E.g. KonekoKitten), having dated a 12 year old as an adult, grooming his fanbase to think harassment is justified if the victim is a furry, the possibility he may be a pedophile in hiding, and his unjustified beef with the furry fandom.

Ruben Simps are an example of when people worship false idols.

Synonyms:

-Rabbids (Like the video games)
-Fetuses
-Meatrider
-Dickrider
-Groyper
-Retard

by Cynical Man November 18, 2025

Ruben

" Rubén " is basically like a normal " Ruben " with only 1 difference the " é ". The " é " do the extra in between of the normal Ruben the Bad ass RUBÉN .

Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!

-Mostly latin person.

Ruben: "yo bro come chilln?"
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "

by MR.UNKNOW January 2, 2017

Ruben

Ruben is kinda gay.

Have you seen Ruben? Yes, he's kinda gay.

by DeDeFighter November 24, 2021

Ruben Dos

A term used to raise levels of clout in a set 8 classroom but exclaiming it at high volume.

Teacher: Today we are going to learn alrge ...

Student: RUBEN DOS!

by Big_Up September 16, 2019

Ruben

A fatass fucking cunt you wanna punch in the fucking face when ever you see him. He's not only annoying, but he's also gay.

"Ruben."

by Wrappedplastic June 1, 2019