two roller

a dump that requires two rolls of toilet paper to clean up

i just dropped off a two roller after all that chicken

by from the streets January 16, 2009

Shit Rolled

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of Rebecca Black singing "Friday."

Clu: You gotta check out this new band, it's awesome! Look, here's the video.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday...

Eric: Arrrgh man, you just Shit Rolled me again!

by The Riqo April 6, 2011

Dick Roll'd

The act of going onto a random video chat service (i.e. chat roulette, omegle, etc.), getting naked, laying on your side, and tucking your penis in between your legs. Then you point the webcam between your upper thigh and lower torso, and begin to video chat with strangers. Once another male believes he is looking at a vagina, you start to tease him and make him believe your a chick. Once he says the key words to "open your legs" or "show me more", you open your legs real wide and say "YOU'VE JUST BEEN DICK ROLL'D!!"

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you get any tits on Omegle last night?

Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.

Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.

Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!

by JordanMichael September 12, 2011

spring-roll compliment

spring-roll compliment: n. a compliment suspiciously wrapped. Unaccepted compliment due to cautious distrust of someone or something.

It didn't really matter, it was a spring-roll compliment anyway

by Bloody Black Bart November 22, 2011

dead roll

When you leave a bathroom with nothing but an empty roll and without any extra toilet paper.

Sorry man I totally dead rolled you. Let me bring you some more.

by 1073 January 2, 2014

pea roller

A shot, usually in a ball game, that rolls into the goal at an extremely low and underwhelming velocity.

Man, did you see Jake's pea roller? How did the goalkeeper not save it?!

by 1talic September 18, 2018

jack rolled

Getting robbed while being drunk.

I left the party liquored up and got jack rolled while staggering home.

by whippleshield July 17, 2020