rhino waffle

When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.

Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.

by booty hooty September 13, 2016

Feeding The Rhino

A gay Man on Man sexual Act where one man eats small foods( Grapes, peanuts, raisins) out of an erect mans asshole. Making him look similar to a rhino.

Barry: "I heard Jared was feeding the rhino with Matt last weekend"
John: "Again? They should get their own show on National Geographic"

by Willie Garcia July 31, 2017

Getting rhinoed

When someone is behind you and grabs both your shoulders and jams there knee hard into your ass

I love getting rhinoed hard!

by Rosemir September 10, 2020

rhino lover

Someone who loves rhinos

I am a rhino lover

by Meganrubyjoy January 24, 2017

Bog Rhino

An obese, very ugly, smelly, verbally aggressive and argumentative woman. Usually weighing over 200 pounds, a single mother of poor or low social class and can be found shouting swear words at her unruly kids. Considered bottom of the barrel in terms of attractiveness by men.

Paul, why did James get involved with that fat, nasty woman. He could've done a lot better? Paul: I dunno, he's always had a thing for the bog rhino's. Ewww.

by Pickled Embryo September 8, 2023

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 8, 2023

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017