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redwingswife

ceo of edits that make me feel like i have been stabbed in the heart, but in a good way. she was also one of my first (& favourite) mutuals and i love her very much .
have you seen redwingswifes’ new edit? yes it made me cry
by starkvz April 12, 2022
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Redinger

The most powerful force known in this universe. They have amazing Johnson tip action. They are just naturally the best at everything.
Woah!!! There’s a Redinger!! Feasting on the blood of the innocent!
by Tofungus July 6, 2023
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Redinger

Ridiculous fool who thinks he knows everything but lies like a rug.

Often seen dancing around shirtless while drooling and licking windows.
Don’t be a Redinger Chris!!!
by ChrisRsupafaslexus July 6, 2023
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reading boys students

Guys. most generic people in reading. some have girlfriends but most are compsci students. Easily exploitable. you probably wont understand any of their jokes.
Do it yourself ffs (reading boys students is the word)
by IlikeBalls69420 October 22, 2023
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accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.
Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.
by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010
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Nip Reading

An incredibly obvious thing every person (man or woman) does when they see a girl with particularly prominent boobs. Staring incredibly intently like they're trying read a book without opening the cover.
These motherfuckin pervs are always nip reading, "my eyes are up here"
by Mary Tyler Moore December 12, 2016
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Blaze rodding

A sexual maneuver in which the man inserts gasoline into his urethra before sex, when he is about to finish, the male pulls out, takes out a lighter and sets his cum on fire, creating a sort of napalm that burns and scars the female
I gave that bitch a blaze rodding last night, I just hope the burn isn't infected
by I eat glass December 6, 2019
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