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Happily Eye Raped

When a hot girl or boy stares at you intently
Steve was totally stared down by Stacy he was happily eye raped
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gook raped

another word for flossin, credit card, popsicle and nutter. when you mess up on a skateboard and land with the deck up right in-between your legs.
damn! that kid gook raped himself on a 12!!!
by ghetto mac August 31, 2006
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face-raped

the act of someone who looks up every possible thing aboute someone on their facebook and pry in this persons facebook-business until they know more of this person than the persons actual friends.
(guy at school) "-Hey I feel really bad aboute Steve acting like a jerk to you".
(Face-raped person) "-Ehm, what are you talking aboute?".
(guy at school) "-Well, I saw some tags of him where he was all hands on with some girls at Peters party."
(Face-raped person) "-Who are you? You don't even know me!"
by ottilia stormvinter April 7, 2010
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Umbrella Raped

When an umbrella is bent the wrong direction by a strong force.

To rape someone with an umbrella.

"The wind and rain was so strong today, I totally got Umbrella Raped."

"If those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don't shut up somebody gonna get Umbrella Raped real bad!"

"Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya." - Eminem
by MuteParrott December 13, 2010
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marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.
I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!
by B702 February 3, 2008
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Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years
Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...
by PollyPaljetter June 13, 2011
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I raped you so hard last night

a beatdown of a person in the PS2 game SOCOM. Said to the victim after the beatdown the next day.
"I went 12 and 1 against you using the HK5, i raped you so hard last night"
by spark winsor November 11, 2005
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