Quire

You can always say 'Two dozen pieces of paper' or you can say 'quire.' It means the same thing!

"Can you get me a quire of paper?"

"a quire, please."

by Mysterious Rat October 18, 2020

Quibi

A period of 6 months, inspired by the streaming service of the same name that only lasted 6 months

Person 1: Damn I guess that new streaming service only lasted a Quibi

Person 2: .... What?

by CarnivalM October 22, 2020

Quimby

An individual whom is facing catastrophic failure and complete ruin, almost entirely devoid of resources, displays uncanny ability to navigate the chaos around him and process the knowledge required to persuade complete strangers to pay him their money for services he has little to no experience with. On the brink of a potential miracle and rapid ascent into success, spontaneous combustion created by the most unlikely source, he is propelled back into reality and inevitable misery.

Andrew didn't know what he would do to save his family, until suddenly everything started falling into place for him and he secured relief. Then was promptly kicked in the face by a horse and it never happened. Typical Quimby.

by Morton's punching bag December 6, 2020

Quibi Start

Quibi was a highly unsuccessful startup. It launched at a bad time, and it ended terribly. A Quibi Start is something that launches/is announced with a lot of backlash, and ends in failure.

That restaurant was a Quibi Start. Their salad was infamous for having mice poop in it.

by awkwardface December 8, 2020

Quiobole

Basically saying hey what’s or just simple what’s up.

quiobole how you doing my friend.

Quiobole como andas plebe.

by Shorty0219 February 24, 2021

quifboi

Quifbois, also known as dutchavellibois or just simply quiebois are defined as specific breed of humans with personality traits such as being treacherous, naive, showing off (often materialistic values such as Carrera Glasses or Iphone PRO MAX), who not rarely also enjoy talking with underage girls because nobody around their age seems to be interested in them.
Products which they often like using are often overrated and only worth a fraction of what they are being sold for;
Iphones, lowrida cars, Carrera Glasses, Pacino Wax, or the classic entry to Palm Beach Club incl. 1/5 food for 500$.

"Dude this bosnian guy asked me to pay him for 0,20$ of gas money and two days ago the mf wasted 300$ on some 13yr old gyal."
"Better keep some distance from that guy, this guy is a quifboi and he is only there to annoy you with his existence which shouldn't be tolerated rather punished by death."

by nadus February 24, 2021

Quimby

Middle man, in an anal three way.

After this game of plunder, would you like to be the quimby. I’m a little sore so I’d rather bring up the rear.

by Dr. Slippy Fists March 4, 2021