Quarantine Crush

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...

Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!

by Quarantine Shakespreare April 17, 2020

Quarantinder

A type of tinder of the quarantine cuties aka quarancutie

I might resort to using quarantinder to find someone because I have to follow social distancing guidelines and I want a quarancutie

by __agf April 18, 2020

quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full

my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.

by tittyidiot April 23, 2020

quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

Quarantini

Any drink, usually alcoholic, created with items on hand during a quarantine. The key is that leaving the house to get ingredients is not necessary.

Let's see...creme de cacao, a splash of vanilla vodka, top with hard seltzer... pour it all over ice, and...boom! An egg cream Quarantini.

by Wes. Palmer May 15, 2020

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020