Pantsmallow

The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.

"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"

"-Look at her!
-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"

by CHD May 15, 2007

Pants Cat

Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.

"Hope that Pants Cat is a Sphynx and not a Himalayan."

by smAsho March 9, 2014

pants, man, pants.

Implying that you do not care, and that the person telling you it should shut up and go away.

Little brother: "I need some milk."
Brother: "Pants, man, pants."

by pantsville June 11, 2018

pantsbeers

Drinking a beer by pouring the beer in your pants. Made famous by Tulane University.

Student 1: Bro, did you watch Henry killing those pantsbeers at the tailgate.

Student 2: yeah man, it was fucking wild.

by Johnnytulane October 27, 2019

awkward pants

1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.

2. Pants that fit awkwardly.

1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...

by Rosie lurvs Sven August 24, 2009

Laggy pants

Someone who is extremely laggy, having a poor and unreliable internet connection. See lag.
Once you are given the title of laggy pants you will keep it. Forever. And you will be blamed for everyone else's lags even if you're not the one who caused them. This applies to Xbox Live only.

ian anarchy is the original laggy pants.

by ian anarchy November 5, 2009

Fossil Pants

1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.

Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants

Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!

by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013