A person who is just beggining to be sneaky,devious,lucky,slippery, etc. and will eventually be a "sly dog".
by ▒☺♫ May 6, 2009
Get the Sly puppymug. When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
Get the Puppy Paralyzedmug. When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.
Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016
Get the Blind Puppymug. When a person or persons normal, everyday activity is interrupted by the presence of a dog. Upon seeing the dog, it is typical and encouraged for said person(s) to play with the dog or engage it in a verbal exchange (e.g. "Who is a cute puppy? YOU ARE A CUTE PUPPY!").
by Fruitonbottom August 21, 2011
Get the Puppy Breakmug. "ayo i like puppy lasagna"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
"is that a type of food"
"no you glitter glue covered push pop its a song you dumbass"
by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021
Get the puppy lasagnamug. by leigh_romo December 8, 2014
Get the mad puppymug. by em1phobic June 10, 2021
Get the puppy snackmug.