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Lost Puppy

A hopeless, affection-starved social retard who instantly falls in love with any female who acknowledges them.
Ever since I started sitting with Corey at lunch, he's been following me around like a lost puppy.
by dLoaf November 4, 2009
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stud puppy

A younger guy that older ladies want (usually 10 years younger or less)
1) Mmmm... I so want John to be my stud puppy

2) That stupid moron Ashton Kutcher is Demi Moore's stud puppy. Her kids are practically as old as he is!
by Stud Puppy August 8, 2005
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puppy love

Cute love between two people, usually not too serious. It is called puppy love because it is like the love you would show to your puppy, cute and sloppy.
"Casey and Ali are such a cute couple! It's like puppy love for those two, how they're always flirting and hugging!"
by AllisonWallison May 31, 2007
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puppy fluff

"wow!! look at that puppy. he is so fluffy. All covered in Puppy fluff"
by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006
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puppy ranger

A child lacking in social/physical skills of his or her peers. Always raised by an overly protective parent. Wimpy, wussy, weanie, pansy, giggly, goofy, immature. They have a false sense of reality, thinking that the stupid stuff that they do is an accomplishment, and their parents praise them for their actions. If a boy, he usually plays with younger kids, often girls, and he lacks the physical skills and desire to play with boys his age. Fairylike tendencies. Could be a girl. Generally would shy away from organized sports, but create their own stupid/silly games, and be proud of themselves. When given the opportunity to participate in real sports, the puppy ranger will usually not participate.
Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.
by Joe Magumbo December 9, 2008
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Puppyguarding

When the person who's "it" in freeze tag waits right by someone touching the base, so they can immediately be frozen when they quit touching it. The definition can be expanded to include someone in a position of power who bides his/her time to catch a 2nd person in a mistake, often for self-benefit (especially if the 2nd person is considered a nuisance).
Joe: I got banned from the messageboard because of a year-old post!

Ray: With your reputation, y'know the staff was puppyguarding you!
by SGN March 13, 2009
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yuppie puppy

The more sinsister offspring of the legendary yuppie of 1980s Britain.

Their primary directive at birth is to leave the leafy surburbs of decently sized urban areas where they reside with there retiring and massively wealthy parents and moved inwards to gentrify all they lay before them. Notting Hill and the Docklands of London a perfect example.

Now with regular accents as opposed to the Home Counties twang of the generation that came before them.
"i live in a upwardly mobile urban area - I'm a yuppie puppy!"
by britishandworried February 4, 2005
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