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pumpernickel dip hole

While tossing salad an aggressive sucking force is used to give a large hickey to the entire anal area. This rush of blood and bruising will cause the asshole to swell and turn a dark colour. Follow the oral treatment with rough anal intercourse to create a gap and finish with ejaculation into the open cavity. The result will look similar to a pumpernickel and spinach dip appetizer.
After her first experience, Amy wasn't sure she would ever agree to a pumpernickel dip hole every again.
by Long Strong DeJong October 6, 2022
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pumpernick

a phrase that your weird friend uses to confuse or baffle you. if your friend uses this word, it's definitely made up! BEWARE!!! it doesn't actually exist, don't let him fool you.
A: Let me pumpernick that onion

B: That's a made up word! Totally not real!

A: aw man, you caught me red handed :(
by Secret#2 November 28, 2022
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Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.
(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"
by lilhellian January 14, 2010
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rumper pumper

by E Normis Dickoldoo November 17, 2013
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Porto pumper

When two or more people have sex with someone in a portojohn while dipping their face in the blue water.
At the Rusted Roots concert it was obvious Cromer and his buddy were giving Tiffany the porto pumper because of the smell of dirty bung hole sweat and the sound of girgling.
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Thug pumper

A white person that acts more like a black personal. Comparable to "wigger". A wannabe thug.
ever since Daryl started hanging out with black people, he's turning into a thug pumper.
by Weird0hh December 4, 2016
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Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy
Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!
by Pneumothorax man May 17, 2020
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