Pokémoning

Pokémoning (also spelled "Pokemoning" without an accented e) is the act of dating multiple partners in order to collectively obtain all the desired traits that likely can't exist in a single woman or man. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."

Woman 1: "Okay, there's my Sex Idiot, my Great Head of Hair, my Money Guy, my Dirty Hippie Hipster, my Guy To Piss Off My Parents/Black Guy, and then, there's my Old Fart."
Woman 2: "Hey, are you Pokémoning?"
Woman 1: "Yeah, but my Old Fart calls it 'Great-Escaping.' But I guess there's some advantages to having an aging Squirtle around. Like, he shows me how old people used to dance, for instance."
Woman 2: "Cool!"

by M.Powell. October 18, 2012

Pokemon master

A person in real life can wear this name with honor this is when they have seen/caught all the pokemon as they come out this will require buying any new pokemon games as they realese as well goes for the tv shows to.(this can result in a bad thing as well...seeing a virtual pet more important than other things)

#1 Rob:Dude there is Ted now, I hear he has a spikey-eared pichu

Tom:Shi7 yeh he does he's a pokemon master!!!

#2 Mom:Im leaving for work now i love you

Pokecrazii kid:Mom can you take me to gamestop for a shiney celebii event

Mom:srry i have to work hun

Pokecrazii kid: SLAP!!! *smacks mom*

by Control you gaming habits ;D July 25, 2011

Pokemon face

A toothy smiley face, as given by a Pokemon character, with eyes almost closed.

Go on Kelly, show us your Pokemon face.

by Ian Chode January 28, 2008

Pokemon Freak

Someone who couldn't care less about the world and spend 20 hours just to level their Pikachu to lvl 23. They play for hours and hours and go mad if they don't catch a Mudkip.

Myself talking to the DS: C'mon.. C'mon come to me lil Mudkip.
*Waits for the ball to capture it.*
*Pokemon escapes.*
Myself talking to the DS: NOOOO!!! How could you! You crazy thing!
*Thinks to myself.* I must be a pokemon freak.

by Cassie. xx January 14, 2009

Pokemon Cards

Slang term for pot. Used to disguise the use of marajuana.

Lets go trade pokemon cards.
In other words..lets go light up.

by cornfields December 27, 2004

Fire Type Pokemon

Pokemon using fire-based attacks. They are strong against Steel, Grass, Ice, and Bug type Pokemon and weak against Water, Rock, and Ground type Pokemon.

Flareon
Vulpix
Charmander
Cindaquil

by Shawn B. October 24, 2003

pokemon complex

A complex where someone gets hooked on something, usually starting with a singular item, but then needing everything for it. Usually resides around collecting toys, cards, movies, or other similiar items.

I told myself I would only get the first movie, but my pokemon complex kicked in and I bought the whole trilogy.

by GoodLuckChuck March 6, 2012