Prison

Slang term used to describe unsanitary and generally undesirable conditions.

"No way I'm showering in the prison shower at her apartment."

"That gas station had some serious prison bathrooms."

by runningandreading June 10, 2014

prison gay

A term that describes men, who by a complete ineptitude with women, often combined with ugly looks, are forced to result to homosexual relationships with other men because they cannot have sex with any women.

Brian and Ford are totally prison gay. Whenever they're not playing D&D, they're having sex with each other because no woman would ever touch either of them.

by rowtow June 4, 2007

Prison Bitch Syndrome

Prison Bitch Syndrome (or P.B.S) originated in prison and was done when a prison bitch would pull down his pants half way to expose his boxers (low riding). This told other guys that he was avaliable.

GUY 1~ When i went to see my friend who was in prison i found out he had Prison Bitch Syndrome!

GUY 2~ Oh crap, i didnt know he was gay!

by MR.MARZIPAN August 27, 2011

Prisoner of Xanzibar

The condition in which you are in after eating more than 2mg Xannax.

Its only 8:00 and im going to be a prisoner of Xanzibar all night.

by terrys hairy balls January 8, 2009

Prison Cougar

An older woman who seeks a much younger man and prides herself on the fact she is "waiting" for him to be released from prison. Opposite of "jail bait".

A 55 year old worn out woman, met her 38 year old boyfriend at a NA meeting, while he was out on bail and awaiting sentecing. A "Prison Cougar" clings on to a family she just met, in desperate attempt to find some social validation, she is trying to appear young and relive her 30's as she waits for her inmate boyfriend to be freed. She graduated High School when he was 2 years old.

by loldumbex March 24, 2011

prison sheet

A sheet or a blanket tied across the bars of the front of the cell, blocking the cell from view.
It's the only form of privacy that prisoners can get in their cells, it's most commonly employed so that the inmates can have sex with each other without an audience. Even guards respect the sheet though it's against the rules.

The prisoner tied the blanket in knots around the bars of their open cell so it acted like a curtain blocking them from view, the universal prison sign for “we’re fucking in here”. It was what they called the prison sheet.

by crimzonchyld November 23, 2013

Google Prison

Virtual imprisonment for high-level criminals, due to the facts published online about their frauds, scams and other malfeasance. (Term invented by Catherine Austin Fitts, former FHA Secretary under George Bush Sr.)

He was never indicted or convicted, but even his great grandkids will know what a scumball he was. He'll be in Google prison forever.

by Virtual Agency September 10, 2005