posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.
Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.
by Jackkal May 29, 2010
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100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.
Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.
by 696dfsdnkg March 01, 2020
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drown proof

pissing yourself before you enter the waves. surfing superstition
i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.
by bandit13 May 23, 2008
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Proof by lack of evidence

The proof by lack of evidence fallacy is claiming something is true simply because nobody has yet given any evidence to the contrary.
Torturer: You are a heretic! You can't prove that you aren't one, so you are a heratic. Confess, or we will stretch your body out until you are a foot taller.

Accused: Ha, you did it - you committed the proof by lack of evidence fallacy!

Torturer: That's enough out of you. Brutus, give the wheel another turn.
by DonutLoverr May 28, 2024
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cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.
Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.
by sinbadsaharah December 14, 2012
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proof day

April 11th is Proof Day, to honor the life of Deshaun "Proof" Holton.
paul: it's proof day, so lets pour one out for the homie, proof
by dajinco December 06, 2024
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Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat
omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat
by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023
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