Professional Bricklayer

Somebody who waits to take a crap at work.

If you never take a crap at home because you can do it at work between breaks, you're a professional bricklayer.

by w0k December 2, 2010

Professional Suprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Suprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

Professional relationship

A professional relationship mean we can fuck chill hangout do everything things that couples do just there is no commitment

We need a professional relationship because I don't want commitment

by Cjfrmmillikan August 23, 2017

Professional idiot

Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.

Ben Shapiro is well paid professional idiot

by Sha ya January 8, 2020

Semi Professional Pussy Popper

A female who is a fake hoe. Basically out here professing the hoe life and acting as such, while also giving up the pussy for free. Constantly.

"Oh she goes to the club every week and takes girls trips? Bro she a semi professional pussy popper"

by RedPillKJ June 29, 2022

Professional Mexican

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.

Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.

by Jester320320 August 5, 2009

professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.

Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.

by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007