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jkl productions

A group of kids who are celebrities on youtube. they have made the two words: fattie majig, and newb.

not NOOB, but NEWB
Hey look, JKL Productions, made another video!
by JimBob Kidder August 9, 2007
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productive procrastination

A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.

In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
by AmyRamen September 9, 2009
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pussy products

tampons, maxi-pads, douches. anything that applies to feminine hygeine
I'm on da rag, so I need to go to da sto'and get some pussy products.
by Anonymous November 15, 2002
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Product Red

(Product)Red:
An ingenious attempt to eliminate "the AIDS" virus in Africa made by rock singer Bono and Bobby Shriver. The only known way to eliminate AIDS is to eliminate the host withholding the virus, thus killing the person.
For every RED MOTORAZR or Product Red item you buy, you kill 1 African child with AIDS.
by Ankisc November 10, 2008
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Production McGee

A person or situation that is so perplexingly and frustatingly overdone and overblown that it defies commonly accepted logic as to how something should be done right.
1)"Dude, we've been driving for hours, I though you knew where this crack dealer lived! This is such a fuckin' Production McGee I can't even tell you."
by Spilly McSpillerson January 10, 2004
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producer

A ticker given by british police to drivers of vehicles who are unable to provide relavent documents at the road side. You have to provide your docuements such as driving license to a nominated police station within seven days.
Man, I was driving home last night and the cops busted me and gave me a "producer"
by Michael Bailey May 27, 2004
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productivity

The ability to make cake balls while you could be doing something else, especially when they're for people. The world will not judge if you make cake balls. The world cannot judge cake balls or the art of making them.
My productivity today was impeccable.
by Master Toda December 1, 2014
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