Porncrastination

Knowing you have porn to watch before your laptop runs out of power, but you can't leave a particularly interesting conversation or thread.

1) I was talking to this chick when I noticed I only had 7% juice left, damn porncrastination made me almost forget to masturbate!

2) As I was porncrastinating a very nice POV video I suddenly remembered I hadn't added porncrastination to UrbanDictionary yet, so I porncrastinated some more.

by KIRF October 21, 2011

moral procrastination

Doing interesting stuff that feels like you're making the world better in preference to doing the easy, boring, daily stuff that actually makes a difference.

You're so busy signing petitions on Avaaz that you forgot your mum's birthday. That's moral procrastination.

by Kevin Monk October 27, 2013

Procrastibation

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.

Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...

by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010

Procrastination

I’ll tell ya later

‘’I’ll procrastinate about procrastinating procrastination later’’

by Eunkoki November 25, 2017

Procrastination

I'll type a definition here tomorrow.

I'll type an example of how "procrastination" is used in a sentence tomorrow.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Precrastination

The act of delaying an action prior to actually delaying an action. It's the ultimate in procrastination....really being lazy and unfocused and NOT wanting to start whatever it is that you need to do.

I really did NOT want to do the term paper for my history class. I did not think about it, did not talk about it, did NOTHING about it. It was a total act of precrastination!! Then after I remembered that I needed to to the paper, I went to the movies, played ball and further procrastinated. I eventually handed in the paper late.

by annieoakley March 1, 2010

Procrastination Overlap

When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.

Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."

by Meezy21 August 26, 2012