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Problitunity

It's not an problem, it's an opportunity to overcome adversity. Instead of being a victim, you need to take a negative statement and turn it into a positive sounding passive aggressive statement.
I have the problitunity to repair this stupid amp.
by Wavley May 3, 2011
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Problem loading page

Typing in google.com..."PROBLEM LOADING PAGE"...WTF!?!?!
by NHRHS2010 December 9, 2011
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Probynomics

When actions are taken that make absolutely no sense at all. Management by ignorance.
Our boss must be practicing probynomics, because this makes absolutely no sense at all.
by tigershark1 April 5, 2012
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problemacity

The condition that makes others not want to ask the question, "how are you doing?" The sufferer consistently has drama, issues and multiple problems. They will always have a long, drawn out response of ailments and problems including physical, social, financial and personal. They do not take resonsibility; it is never their fault and they do not want resolution.
Kim: "Hey, have you talked to Carmen lately?"
Danell: "I haven't. I just can't deal with her problemacity!"
by shitdamnhellpussyonthewall October 19, 2013
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problemtunity

The combination of the words "problem" and "opportunity", and a reminder that problems are opportunities.
Intuitively , the graduate student sensed that getting a new next door neighbor who smokes was a PROBLEMTUNITY, but wasn't sure why. In the next few days and weeks he realized that seeing how fucked-up his neighbor was, addicted to nicotine and unable to quit smoking, and that man's other problemtunities, let the graduate student see how blessed he was to be healthy and living correctly. The opportunity the problemtunity presented him with is a chance to spend more time studying, because to prevent his new neighbor's cigarette smoke from entering his apartment through its main door he puts a blanket at the base of the door, and to not need to stick parts of the blanket in the cracks on the side of the door more than once-a-day, he stays at home more, dedicates more time to study, and is getting better grades.
by but for June 7, 2018
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Problenk

A word to describe the ultimate level of problems

It’s derived from the Latin word Proppenk which means a real Q1 situation.
It’s too hot in London and now it’s a massive Problenk.
by Q1 Problenk July 25, 2019
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Probay

Hottest Human in the world. also a cutie pie
Probay is cute.
by ProbayCutie January 24, 2021
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