preston

A bizzare place in lancashire england. people who look through t he wrong eyes see a shit hole. nobody famous ever goes apart from ken loach, and luibana himid, and like... all the bands that play at 53 degrees, where that guy got stabbed. Also "Joy Division" played recorded their last album here live and the lead singer took his own life 3 months later. Due to cases like this preston is often called "deppreston". there is an abundance of chavs, but a true prestoner knows how to not get stabbed. Preston seems to be completely free from revolution. Nothing ever changes here and those who are poor always will be unless they escape... and those who are rich dont live here.. It is like a black abyss which sucks people in.. its always a lot easier to drive into preston than it is to get out. The pros are newman college, greatest college ever and spending years finding people like you who are trapped just as you are and making friends.

dude 1: Let's go to preston!
dude 2: wtf dude! turn around! well never escape

guy 1: excuse me im looking for an already-severed human foot. can you help me?
guy 2: yeah mate, preston is that way. be careful though.
guy1: thankyou kind sir.

by Dom Moon May 24, 2007

Preston

A complete fucking weeaboo.

Student 1"that Preston guy is a weirdo" student 2"more like a weeaboo" student 1"a what?" Student 2"all he does is watch anime and talk about Japan" student 1"oh shit here he comes now" Preston"don't diss attack on Titan it's really kimochi"

by RedleafJeff November 10, 2017

Preston

A boy that doesn't know sh**. He is a di** to girls and doesn't care about them. He plays girls and acts depressed for attention. If you have a Preston in your life be sure to get rid of him asap.

Preston is a di** to girls.

by Someone no one cares about February 23, 2019

preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire

I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end

by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022

Douglas Preston

Douglas Preston is a writer who was born in 1956. Since then he has written a number of thrillers with his writing partner Lincoln Child, including a series about a detective named Pendergast, and the first of a new series about a detective named Giddeon Crew. He has had a couple of his novels made into movies, including his novel 'Relic', a novel about a monster let loose in the Museum of Natural History. His recent non-fiction novel called 'The Monster of Florence', about a serial killer in Italy, will be made into a movie starring George Clooney who will play Doug.

Douglas has also made numerous appearances on various talk-shows, vouching for the innocence of Amanda Knox, an American exchange student who was convicted of murder in Italy. The same judge Mignini (the judge who convicted her) accused him of being an accessory to murder after Doug criticized the Italian police in his book 'The Monster of Florence'. Since he had absolutely no evidence to support his false claims, he had to let Douglas go.

Douglas Preston is the most awesome thriller writer of the decade.

by Gonzo666 April 6, 2011

Preston Bowtie

Similar to a cincinnati bowtie but performed by a Boxer Dog or person of questionable Italian decent The Fonz

Fancy a Preston Bowtie?

by Junior10000 August 11, 2008

preston and sari

A very cute couple that have a wonderful time together.

Boy: Oh they are such a Preston and Sari.
Girl: So true.

by Sparkle_Princess November 23, 2016