A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. by I_love_feet March 1, 2022
Get the ask pregnant sansmug. Jennifer was feeling under the weather and decided to stay home from school. Meanwhile her older sister went to school and both their parents went to work and were expected to return home late.
A while after school was over, Jennifer heard her older sister coming back home. She heard her unlock the front door and rush upstairs to her room along with her boyfriend. After a couple of minutes, Jennifer started hearing moans coming from her older sister's room, which kept getting loader and loader. That was the day her older sister got pregnant.
A while after school was over, Jennifer heard her older sister coming back home. She heard her unlock the front door and rush upstairs to her room along with her boyfriend. After a couple of minutes, Jennifer started hearing moans coming from her older sister's room, which kept getting loader and loader. That was the day her older sister got pregnant.
by UranusOne September 25, 2022
Get the Pregnantmug. When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!
by CheddarPregnant January 5, 2020
Get the Cheddar Pregnantmug. by bevelity January 24, 2024
Get the Get Pregnantmug. A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"
"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
by Vedn March 28, 2025
Get the National Pregnant Wife Daymug. by Big Miyaaa April 14, 2020
Get the Pregnantmug.