pregnant

really embarrassing.

“wait you didn’t shave a part of your legs? yo that is pregnant!!”
“umm chile why did you wear black to an all white party? that’s pregnant af!”

by coco_lex123 April 6, 2021

Cheddar Pregnant

When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!

“Oh my God. I think I’m having a baby, a cheddar baby! I’m cheddar pregnant!!!!!!!”

by CheddarPregnant January 5, 2020

pregnant

When on the greatest showman Hugh jackman touched Michelle and she gets pregnant

Hugh: Let’s have KIDSSS!!!
Hugh: (TOUCHES HER STOMATCH AND GETS HER PREGNANT!!!!!)

(WHY CANT ZAC EFRON OR HUGH JACKMAN OR ONE OFF THE DOLAN TWINS DO THIS TO ME THO LIKE WHY!!!!!)

by _ZacxBoo_ On Instagram Add Mr May 26, 2018

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

Pregnant

What can happen to a girl after unprotected sex.

Jennifer was feeling under the weather and decided to stay home from school. Meanwhile her older sister went to school and both their parents went to work and were expected to return home late.

A while after school was over, Jennifer heard her older sister coming back home. She heard her unlock the front door and rush upstairs to her room along with her boyfriend. After a couple of minutes, Jennifer started hearing moans coming from her older sister's room, which kept getting loader and loader. That was the day her older sister got pregnant.

by UranusOne September 25, 2022

ask pregnant sans

For when questions need answering.

If you have a question, ask pregnant sans on Tumblr.

by I_love_feet March 1, 2022

pregnant

(of a woman or female animal) having a child or young developing in the uterus.

I have never seen the word “pregnant” misspelled before, but I can imagine it in so many different variations, such as:
• prognant
• pargnet
• pregante
• pagnate
• pregonate
• pegrent
• pregant
• prengan
• pregegnant
• pregnart
• pargant
• perfnat
• pragnan
• pargnet
• pegnat
• peregnant
• prangnet
• pergonate
• prangent
• gregnant
• pragnent
• prregnant
• peegnant
• paragnent
• prepangent
• pgrenant
• peragenta
• pergenat
• pergaten
• pregagnant
• paragenet
• pregarnt
• paregant
• pergnut
• prepangant
• perfant
• pergert
• pregat
• prengt
• perganeta
• bregant
• praganant
• pregernet
• preginant
• progrant
• pretnet
• fregnant
• repengant
• pregnite
• pregananant

by bluestinger66 March 20, 2024