preen-up

An agreement that is signed prior to marriage where your fiancee/fiance agrees to keep up their physical appearance after you are married.

Looks like the hubby is sportin' a beer belly should have signed a preen-up, girlfriend!

Dude, your wife used to be a hottie now she is NOTtie...hope you signed a preen-up!

by Tiffwit April 13, 2010

preej

How fobs say the word fridge. WHERE THE FUCK DO U SEE THE "P"!?!

Kid: Hey, mom are you gonna make pizza tonight?
Mother: Okay. Get the pijja cheej out of the preej.

by joey joe joe May 24, 2004

preefergetful

Forgetting where you put your stash, even before you get stoned.

Dave is so preefergetful sometimes; that water pipe was right in front of him!

by _Dave420 April 30, 2008

Preet

An idiot! Its generally a name of punjabi girl. They are more likely to get in relationship with people whose name starts with "A" eg: Akarshan, Aman, Aryan, Ayush. They are bound to fight and hit men whose name start with letters "K" , "L" , "J".

Example:

Josh: Are you a Preet?!

by Shouting Samurai September 25, 2019

Preedy

Someone who likes drink themself under the table. Preedy's particularly like to do so on their company's tab and proceed to chase scouse scally females around town. Clue's that a Preedy like character is around might be hearing "ABORT" "AWOOGA" or "Are they slags guys, do you think they're slags?"

Hey Calvin, do you want to do a Preedy tonight? I'm getting a Rory just thinking about it!

Oye lads, should we Preedy ourselves tonight on red wine and go to Mood bar?

by Kriss Akabusi February 13, 2008

Preev

In an on-line chat, to pre-empt the other party by being the first to send when both parties exchange nearly identical phrases or thoughts at close to the same moment.

Me: U wanna get a beer after work?
Him: Hey, I'm thinking happy hour 2-nite

"Dude, I just totally preeved you"

by A Bird On The Prop August 21, 2003

preeth

Raja (in hindi); King; Emperor; Your Highness

The Beautiful, Magnificent, and Intelligent Raja Preeth stepped up onto his throne and began to commence his daily conversations with the peasants.

by The One And Only True Raja May 1, 2008