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Premature Evacuation

Leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved
When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.
by The Rev. Ned January 6, 2010
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Preman

Preman = Freeman in Jakarta. No jobs. No education. Rude. Criminals. Alcoholic.
Nofreeman: Are you a preman?
Preman: Yes I am. Now give me your money!!!
by Andiz April 21, 2010
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preach

There is no single meaning, but is used to convey a casual sense of affirmation, acknowledgement, said in agreement, something that is real, absolute, well said, a person dropping mad knowledge while unconsciously projecting who they are onto others and exposing him or her self as a hypocrite.

Or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably but everyone really knows the person doing the preaching is clueless and talking out of their ass.

Its usage among young blacks has been parodied ad nauseam among clueless suburban whites who actually do have a clue and calling out their counterpart who are the ones who actually have no clue.
Schnoup says... "man, what an ignorant piece of trash..."
Dawg's response... "preach..."

Elmer... "You are the one who obfuscates damn near everything, so you can soothe your self-righteous ego. You like to do that, so you can twist the conversation back to your positions and try to put the others on the defensive. Few exceed your mastery of that kind of arrogance - truly."

Fudd... "preach."
by theycallmepseudonym January 12, 2014
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premature status change

(v): when a person who you have been dating switches their status on a social networking site such as myspace or facebook from "single" to "in a relationship" without consulting you first.
me: that bitch must be crazy.
you: why?
me: she pulled a premature status change...doesn't she know she's just a booty call!
by Mchl January 4, 2007
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Premature Starjaculation

When one's Star Power, while playing Guitar Hero, is released before it's wanted time.
Premature starjaculation can be very frustrating when you need that star power to finish a tough combo... fuck you "Bark at the Moon"
by Jase has diarrhea February 20, 2007
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when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.
Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!
by a babies goad May 4, 2017
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Preacher's Moustache

The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.

Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.
by Christie Corpus September 27, 2004
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