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Mashed Potatoes

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Slang term. The feeling, or texture, of breasts when they are copped, groped or squeezed. The term should be used if the female’s breasts are soft, squishy, warm and if they fit nicely in the individual’s hands. (The last part isn't as important though.)

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“Potato”: When an individual fondles a female’s breasts (or even a large male’s boobs), in any way.
“Self-Potato”: When a woman grabs her own breasts when she is lonely, bored or just for fun.
Dude, my girlfriend's boobs feel like mashed potatoes! I just can't stop touching them!
by Wonderland is a Mad, Mad Place February 15, 2010
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Hot Potatoes Jim

English teacher with a good knowledge base but who is often diverted by his Lord of the Rings worship and obsession with Hot Potatoes program. Constantly interrupted by chants of "dildo" and "raspberry-flavored monkey jizz" in class.
"Hot Potatoes Jim is making us read all 3 Lord of the Rings Books! Blueberry-flavored horse jizz!"
by Barry G. May 13, 2004
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Robot Potatoes

Robot Potatoes, better than the Notty Nuns

From the misunderstood genius, Dan Mclean his clan for Halo 2 who rox teh big111!!oneone
I am a Pobot, a robot potatoe, we are mechanised, bi-pedal potatoes.
by Dan McLean March 28, 2005
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mashed potatoes

an under-tanned or white person who does not do any type of regular physical exercise and therefore is out of shape. Mashed potatoes are soft, lumpy, squishy pale colored mush all over the body. Primarily fat in the stomach region, but can also be found in the legs or arms. Can appear in men or women and sometimes even in kids. NOT attractive or sexy. Beware of the mush!!!
Ew, that guy has mashed potatoes everywhere. I don't think I'd touch him with a ten foot pole.
by rachd19 November 16, 2010
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Patoonshka

A shade of tannish violet. A rare but miraculous color that mixes exclusively with other patoonshkas. Used as a funny answer when some stupid person asks you what your favorite color is.
stupid person: Hey guys, what's your favorite color?
cool people: Patoonshka
stupid person: what....??
cool people: *giggle to selves*
by speedyhotbody December 30, 2010
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potation

the act of drinking, a person who drinks can also be referred to as a potator.
this weekend i plan to start my bi-weekly potation and suffer myself completely inebriated
by pookay September 15, 2010
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Bombay potatoes

A sexual act in which the receiver douses their mouth with hot sauce, curry, or some other spicy food additive and then inserts another person's balls in his/her mouth. After insertion, the receiver puffs his/her cheeks out repeatedly. If he/she does not oblige, their cheeks can be simultaneously patted on either side.
Girl, act yo bad self and gimme some Bombay potatoes.
by Isaac Beaverton September 19, 2009
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