Porn

A beautiful thing that I almost got caught watching

Porn
Mom walks through door
Mom: What is little baby boy doing.
Son covers his junk real fast
Son: NOTHING MOM!

by RayShamBo March 30, 2015

Porn

Something everyone watches but are embarrassed to say that they do.

Man 1: Do you watch porn?
Man 2: err... no... Why would I want to?

by Cleaningupthisplace November 18, 2013

porn

evil shit that can possess you and probably will

this porn posessed me!

by snarl11111 January 2, 2005

Porn

When the penis goes in...

1 "I can't define pornography, but I know it when I see it" Justice Stewart
2 "For me it's when the penis goes in" Brandi Maxxxx

by TooTurntToBeQueen January 6, 2014

Porn

What makes life worth living.

without any kind of porn in this world I think i should go kill myself.

by Liza987 May 4, 2012

Porne

Its the device normally known as phone, but when its mostly used to access porn, its called porne. It rhymes with phone.

My porne has 25gb of porn, mostly borat lookalikes in a monokini.

by Catatutu May 31, 2018

porn

v. 1.) viewing pornographic material, usually on the internet. May or may not coincide with masturbation. 2.)a word to describe the process of looking up, searching for and viewing porn on the internet.
(etymology: taken from the noun "porn" <slang> used commonly amongst college dorm mates and close friends)
May be used in conjunction with the noun <porn>.
May also be used in a gerund or past tense form: <see porning, porned>

1.) I bought these new porn DVDs on the way in from work and proceeded to porn as soon as i got home.
2.) If i didn't get online and porn all the time, i might actually study every once and a while.

by Ryan Sumner April 9, 2006