poppy dick 

The smallest thing visible to the human eye.

Person 1: what's that small thing over there in his general genital area?
Person 2: *puts on thick lensed glasses* oh my he has a poppy dick
Person 1 & 2: *major gasping*

poppy dick by gman berg March 28, 2017

poppy cock 

it means crap in a polite way

John:do you have the car keys?
You:poppy cock
John did you lose my keys!!!!!
You: ...

poppy cock by by Anonymous. August 7, 2022

Poppy de Tyre 

A nickname given to a co-worker who has the seemingly bad luck of trashing pick-up tires on a fairly regular basis, far more than the normal amount of flats for doing simple field work.

"Oh look, it's Poppy de Tyre, at it again" (while he is sitting at the side of the road or stuck in the middle of nowhere, yet again).

Poppy de Tyre by Stuckee de Truckee September 16, 2008

poppy chulo 

a man who is good for nothing. No job, no prospects, no education. A male who sponges off the state through state benefits.

my man is such a poppy chulo, never does nothing to help no one.

poppy chulo by fishyscales December 21, 2010

poppy tea 

tea made out of steeped poppy seeds, drunk to get one high

"shit, i'm all outta mary jane. you wanna brew some poppy tea?"

poppy tea by lauren August 30, 2003

Poppy Cock 

An erection that is happy.

Looking at that chick gives me a poppy cock. Look at it, it seems so happy. *tear*

Poppy Cock by Salad Time January 2, 2009

Poppy Vinall 

tends to be good at ball games, along the lines of rounders...

oh you're such a poppy vinall at rounders!

Poppy Vinall by HollyRabbit July 23, 2010