you have my poodle, give it back.

An exclimation used to express anger over the failure to return another man/womans poodle.

charlie, you son of a bitch, you have my poodle, give it back.

by ELsei August 10, 2007

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.

Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

by Robin February 06, 2005

poodle bean

Novice, naive.

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.

by Bend-over November 28, 2013

Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned

Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking

by Cockosaurus April 04, 2009

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless July 27, 2008

poodle dude

A person/thing who looks exactly like a poodle.

Barbara, why are you so obsessed with that poodle dude?
James is a weird poodle dude, don't you think?

by b1tc4xx_ May 23, 2022