poofing

like boofing but through your pisshole, or urethra as a lame science guy would say

im out here poofing jenkem rn

call 911

by Mogieymouse August 1, 2024

pooing a log

Taking a massive shit in a public space

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."

by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023

Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.

Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.

by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023

Poinging

The act of masturbating while in an intense match of pong.

"Bro, last night's poinging session was crazY!"
"what"

by geotongdru November 20, 2023

Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

Poking

Usually refers to when someone sketchy goes around the residence of someone else looking for mail, credit card information or any other forms of fraud in attempt to gain funds.

My baby daddy went poking and found some credit cards and I went on a shopping spree at SHEIN.

by Falconista777 June 12, 2024

Poping it

A verb used to describe masturbating to a pope/s. It can be any pope or pope’s throughout history.

“John is poping it in math class currently”

by Shlogathy December 22, 2024