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Plastic Pollution Denier

A person or organisation secretly funded by the plastic industry who knowingly picks and chooses from modern research to create pro-plastic propaganda. Even when faced with undeniable photographic and scientific evidence, they will continue to claim that plastic pollution is fabricated by charities and the 'mainstream media' to misappropriate money. Possibly hates turtles.
A 'world-renowned expert' with dubious income source gave a short statement proving himself to be a Plastic Pollution Denier, "Plastic isn't the problem. People are. Why don't we just bury it? There's no shortage of holes"
by Seariously? July 6, 2023
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Whacking plastic

Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.
Whoa, you were really whacking plastic there!
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
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ghetto plastic

When you open up someone's wallet, and you see like 12 credit cards in there, because they're too poor to pay them off so every time they max them out they just get a new one, and they're all in someone else's name.
Dude, are you broke or what? You're packing some serious ghetto plastic.
by radiochu October 11, 2010
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Venetian Plaster

ejaculating on a face or ass quickly followed by a smack and gentle rubbing to create a marbled finished.

For more depth, let dry and repeat.
"I Venetian Plastered that ass last night."

"I really wanted to Venetian plaster her face, but I'm not sure we're at that level in our relationship, yet."
by Crystal24 October 19, 2014
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Charlie Plaster

Charlie plaster…. Where do we start with this one….. Charlie Plaster is the perfect definition of a slut, slosh pot, sket etc.

If it breathes it’s ready to breed, that’s how a Charlie Plaster will analyse his prey.

Always be cautious around a Charlie Plaster, one minute you’ll be fine, the next you’ll be needing therapy through a firm railing from the Plaster.
What’s that coming over the hill, it’s Charlie Plaster.. it’s Charlie Plasteeerrrr
by BDE17 October 7, 2021
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Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"
Yo, we shredding plastic rn?
by walmu May 22, 2022
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paying with plastic

when you use a credit card to pay at a store or restaurant
Waiter: How will you be paying tonight ma'am?
Lady: I'll be paying with plastic.
by E Flamingo September 26, 2008
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