jesus take me to the playoffs

When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”

I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig

by Long john slider October 17, 2017

Playfood for lunch

A vivid analogy/comparison I coined, describing being duped or hoodwinked; a tantalizing offer or prospect that turns out to be phony or empty.

It is comparing being duped to the imaginary but descriptive scenario of invited to someone's house for lunch and seeing an assortment of delicious looking food on the table, but then, upon being served, discover that it's only very realistic-looking playfood. It looks delicious, but it's a toy, a prop, only fake, nothing you can really eat. Similarly, if someone makes you a tempting offer that turns out to be phony, it too looks great, but it's nothing you can really act on, it's only fake.

"Bob offered to go into business for me, but today, he told me he decided he didn't want to do it. Boy, did THAT turn out to be nothing but playfood for lunch!"

"Suzanne, I want you to stop talking about marrying Carlos. Carlos doesn't want to marry you, OK? He views your relationship as a break in his routine and nothing else. When he talks about you two having a life together, he's just serving you playfood for lunch!"

"All the companies that offer instant weight-loss products are serving the public playfood for lunch."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

playboy legs

When some1 has a good lookin' set of legs

That dude is better than me, he got a set of playboy legs.

These playboy legs sure do cum in hand

by Ren'nard Skynnard January 6, 2008

Playboy Short

The originator or Pimp Rap and the world reknown word Biiiiiatch! Not to be confused with Gansta Rap. This style of rap music originated in "The Town" Oakland, Ca. Lyrics were more focused on pimpin'Hoes and Havin Thangs rather Than Killin' Niggas.

Nuthin like pimpin
Nigger f**k Bill Clinton
Make me the mother f**king president
I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just
Set up shops like they do in Vegas
Legalize pimpin for all the playa's
Puttin fine ass bitches in the streets and the hood
Every year a nigger trade for a new Fleetwood
- Too Short "Ain't Nothin' like pimpin'"

by Tha Realness September 7, 2004

playboyz

Group of former high school buddies in Monmouth County, NJ that hung together, made a posse name, went to prom together, and think they are much cooler that they actually are. Most attended Monmouth County Regional.

Hey Scott AKA Scooter! What are you and the rest of the Playboyz doing tonight?

by wifey March 25, 2005

Playboy mouse

Any young girl under the age of 18 that dreams of being a playboy bunny.

"When I grow up, I want to date Hugh Hefner! I've got the perfect body for it. I just need a boob job..."

"Cindy, you sound like a Playboy mouse!"

by mistress E January 10, 2009

Playboi Carti

American rapper widely known for his baby voice, mumbled lyrics, and his beats by Pi'erre Bourne. Born in Atlanta Georgia September 13,1996. My personal favorites songs of his are Magnolia, Shoota, Woke Up Like This, and Meh. Listen to him if you wanna vibe.

I was vibing to Playboi Carti's album yesterday.

by kaidenlongschlong January 29, 2021