ass on a plate

Something which looks really bad.

A user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say "man, that looks like ass on a plate".

by kayakdesign April 19, 2010

plot to plate

When someone grows their own fruit or vegetables or buys them direct from a farm shop so you can literally serve them directly from where they’ve been grown to your serving plate.

That’s a fantastic farm shop - love plot to plate!

by Irishexplorer August 10, 2019

Old plate

An old plate is referring to your ex

I will never talk to my “old plate” again !

by Definitionprincess July 17, 2018

plating the gary

The act of pleasuring your partner's anus using your tongue. See also 'rimming'.

Chris wasn't sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. He tried it, and they weren't lying.

by Ron Plywood February 2, 2017

fashion plate

to dress in styllsh clothes; to look successful, to look well dressed.

Joe's a nice guy, but he's no fashion plate. Just wears jeans, white socks--you know the type.

by JG 1 May 3, 2022

Plated Up

To put false or incorrect number plates on a car or other (usually stolen or uninsured) vehicle to hide the true identity.

Just went to look at a car for sale, well dodgy though. I reckon it's plated up.

by Obdii January 3, 2021

Pi Plate

When a car plate number displays the first few digits of the decimal number π—the question that pops up in a geeky onlooker’s mind is the amount the car owner paid for this private plate.

A geeky billionaire was spotted driving a Porsche with a pi plate on the streets of Paris.

by Fasters March 24, 2023