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Stuttering Pirate

A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.
No thanks on the shots of tequila if I drink one more I will become a stuttering pirate.
by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009
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anal pirate

Someone that is so thirsty for the booty that they steal their bro's girl, usually for shits and giggles
I can never keep a girlfriend cause all my friends are anal pirates.
by Brady Ovens August 11, 2015
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Co-Pirate

Noun: To make a copy or share a file in person that was pirated(definition 7).
A: "I just downloaded the first season of Lost!"

B: "I will have to Co-Pirate that."
by MikeTheBruin January 17, 2009
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PAYG Pirate

someone who keeps minimum credit in their cellphone/mobile so they can ring you once and hang up so that you return the call and they talk for a long time hi-jacking your credit/allowance.
That Stevie rang me and hanged up yesterday, when i called him back he got the verbal handcuffs on and kept me on the phone for 30 min+, hes a real Pay As You Go pirate. PAYG pirate
The mere sight of his number/caller ID strikes as much fear as the Jolly Rodger itself.
by StevieAlfordAndCraigWebster December 26, 2010
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Cock Pirate

One who covets the cock.
Stupid 'cock pirate' took my last cigarette!
by Demogorgon December 28, 2003
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Pirates of the Caribbean

One of the best damned movies of all time, Pirates of the Caribbean; The Curse Of The Black Pearl is an action/adventure/horror thriller starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, and Geoffrey Rush. Taking place in the 17th century, the plot follows along a band of ghostly, undead pirates searching to lift the curse bestowed upon them by removing sacred Aztec Gold from where it came. A young girl is kidnapped by the pirates, thinking she is the key to lifting the curse. A blacksmith named Will Turner chases after her with the aid of the pirate Jack Sparro. What happens in the end? Ye be haven' to find out yerself laddie.
Go buy Pirates of the Caribbean. Now. Do it. You know you want to.
by Saiyara January 3, 2004
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sock pirate

to use someone else's sock (roomate, girlfriend, gym buddy)to masturbate into. replacing the sock from where it was pirated.
I yelled Arrrg and then heisted one of my buddies socks to spooge into. I am a sock pirate.
by jotthedot July 25, 2006
mugGet the sock piratemug.

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