Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

Pillock

A person who commits a stupid act or one who's stupidity backfires.

"You burnt the toast AGAIN !? thats three times now, you pillock".

by London El Vis October 10, 2005

pillow line

a line when skiing or snowboarding has many boulders covered in heavy snow.

Did you hit that pillow line coming off the north face?

by bestjustgotbesteder May 2, 2010

pillow top six-pack

A set of abdominal muscles, well-developed but hidden by a layer of fat 3/8 to 1/2 inch thick, just enough to hide the six-pack. May progress into Dunlap Disease, depending on eating habits and level of physical activity of the owner.

Hey Joe, if you're gonna compete in that bodybuilding contest, ya gotta lose the pillow top six-pack!

by Socrates52 July 31, 2011

Pillows of Joy

Breasts, knockers, titties, etc., particularly those which are sexually appealing.

John: I really love your pillows of joy
Jill: Really? They don't look like two fried eggs on nails to you?
John: No, they are hot. I hereby declare myself sexually aroused.

by SmotheredInJoy October 24, 2011

pillow words

sexually provocative words uttered by one or both sex partners in bed before engaging in sexual intercourse. Such words are uttered as a sex stimulant.

They always utter pillow words before having sex.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 22, 2014

Pillow wash

The act of ejaculating on a pillow prior to intercourse. Followed by engaging in anal sex while rubbing your partners face in the pillow thereby giving her a pillow wash.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a pillow wash last night.

by Curious Joe October 18, 2015